👜 Perimenopausal, Not Mad – Jane Austen Tote Carry your essentials—and your unapologetic hormonal truth—with this brilliantly bold tote featuring a modern-day Jane Austen in a "Peri AF" hat and one unforgettable quote:
Don’t test me today” like literary elegance paired with hormonal honesty. Whether you’re hauling library books, snacks for mood swings, or your emotional baggage (no judgment), this tote is the perfect companion for the strong, witty, wildly underestimated woman you are.
Features: âś” Durable cotton canvas âś” Roomy enough for your heating pad, supplements, and sass âś” Empowering AF
Perfect for book clubs, grocery runs, hormone-fueled rants, and quietly correcting everyone around you with Austen-level shade.
Product features - 100% polyester body for durability and quick drying - Reinforced handles for extra strength - Boxed corners for added storage space - Available in multiple handle colors - Non-woven laminate inside for a polished look
Care instructions - Remove all items from the bag before cleaning. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry.
