🌮 Luteal Phase Taco Blanket

Because sometimes the only thing standing between you and a total hormonal meltdown... is a warm blanket and a taco.

Snuggle up in this ridiculously relatable fleece featuring your new personal warning label:

Wrapped in soft, cozy vibes and pastel perfection, this blanket is scientifically proven (by us) to increase serotonin, reduce eye-rolls, and help you survive the progesterone apocalypse. Complete with an adorably smug taco who gets you.

Perfect for:
– Hormonal hibernation
– PMS Netflix marathons
– Repelling unwanted conversations with grace and guac

Soft enough to cry into. Bold enough to make a statement. Deliciously cozy—just like your favorite comfort food.

Product features
- Durable double needle topstitch on all seams for longevity
- Soft, quick-drying 100% polyester material
- Designed for adults, perfect for cozy evenings
- Vibrant, high-detail print on one side
- Medium heavyweight fabric for an extra soft touch

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not bleach
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product